Management Analyst

I am a Management Analyst. What do I really do, someone asks. Basically, we do everything management tells us to do. Analyze is a technical term. But what do we really analyze? Anything and just about everything! Processes, systems, decisions that need to be made. Anything, name it. We can get to study it.

One day a new officemate arrived. She's not one of us (understand). She is somewhat at a disadvantage. Even how subtle I want her to come in, there is just one point where you do not have a choice but listen to what we say. The rants, the whines, everything. Foreign language seem to be your language too. Okay, so I am speaking Chinese here, or maybe alien, you go run and get you're your online spanish courses to understand me. Maybe even your own online german courses if it sounds more complicated. What I am saying is that whatever language we speak if you are into that team, you have to learn it. I am saying that even if you have only taken up online english courses you might want to expand your horizon and get into the groove of understanding everything.

So I sound foreign. I am already ranting. I do this too you know. You think it's only you who get the passport to whine? Think again!